January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
5 posts
This is what happens when you visit your cameraman of a boyfriend on location.
Chinatown-San Francisco
Song: Beggar in the morning- The Barr Brothers
Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! →
oh.
So here I am being all casual and cool at my desk… sitting lady like with my feet up on my chair (rolling chair with arms). I’m mid sentence talking to my co-worker going….
“Yeah that lady is a TOTAL idiot!!”
And as I’m finishing the sentence I feel myself tipping backward and for a split second I thought…
“hmm, this chair is tipping back farther...
November 2011
7 posts
A challenge I face too often..
It’s happened multiple times and it’s scary. I start out with a fresh bowl of spaghetti, hot and yummy with plenty of sauce. Then it happens… I try to get the last bit of noodle in my mouth and the sauce splats into my eye!!! This has happened twice. I don’t know how to fix it.
Then..THEN………. today I was eating a flax seed chip, first bit and a...
Signs
(In a conversation about diagnosing heart attacks)
Co-Worker: "You guys, if you think you smell toast it's a sign of a stroke.
Me: "It's also a sign of... toast."
end scene.
“I need another cheese handler book.to read”
My sister tried to text me about a Chelsea Handler book and this is what I got.
Today our janitor is dressed up as a gardener. Amazing.
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
1 post
“Damn Mrs. Claus, are those apple bottom jeans?”
“I’m...
– FUNNIEST quote from the other night at work
August 2011
5 posts
July 2011
3 posts
Tylenol PM
Yesterday morning was one of those where you wake up with a pounding headache and have no will to get out of bed. But I HAD to get out of bed because friends were meeting for brunch to watch the women’s world cup game. So fine, I’ll get up. I ask the gentleman to please get me a couple tylenol or advil or something of the sort. He comes back with “Tylenol Extra Strength Rapid...
Hall and Oates
Last night the fella and I went to the Hall and Oates concert, AS Hall and Oates. I wont lie… we were a hit! Dancing up and down the stairs, people taking our pictures etc.
After the concert we got more wild and snuck backstage where THIS HAPPENED:
Unreal.
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
5 posts
Quotes from my funny friends
In NYC this week with some great friends, since I don’t post so much lately I thought the least I could do was give you all some good quotes we’ve had lately.
‘I’ve hooked up with some DOGS in my days… I mean straight shepherds.” -CG
“I guess the new thing for this summer is dating down.”- after seeing multiple attractive men and their not...
April 2011
8 posts
I may be poor, but I’m fucking awesome.
– Mergs23
Black Ink
Last night the boy and I went to Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz. LOVE this place so much, cute french bistro with candles everywhere, great bar, outside seating and a cozy lounge.
I let Frenchy do the picking of entrees, he had a tough time choosing.
One thing he decided on was the Risotto a l’encre noir et calamars sautes persilles. Aka, risotto with black squid ink. It was delicious and...
Text with Dad
Me: Just got back from the dentist. I can't speak properly and I'm drooling.
Dad: I have those problems too.
March 2011
33 posts
Lady Gaga
I’m in Starbucks listening to “Born This Way” and I swear the homeless guy here is dancing to this song as I type, like perfectly… or he has to pee.
I had beer @ lunch and I am TIPSAYYYYYYYYYYY to say the least. To give you the...
– Email from guess who… Mary the idiot.