January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 21st
WatchWatch
This is what happens when you visit your cameraman of a boyfriend on location. Chinatown-San Francisco Song: Beggar in the morning- The Barr Brothers
Dec 15th
Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!  →
Dec 2nd
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oh.
So here I am being all casual and cool at my desk… sitting lady like with my feet up on my chair (rolling chair with arms).  I’m mid sentence talking to my co-worker going…. “Yeah that lady is a TOTAL idiot!!” And as I’m finishing the sentence I feel myself tipping backward and for a split second I thought… “hmm, this chair is tipping back farther...
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November 2011
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A challenge I face too often..
It’s happened multiple times and it’s scary.  I start out with a fresh bowl of spaghetti, hot and yummy with plenty of sauce.  Then it happens… I try to get the last bit of noodle in my mouth and the sauce splats into my eye!!! This has happened twice.  I don’t know how to fix it. Then..THEN………. today I was eating a flax seed chip, first bit and a...
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Signs
(In a conversation about diagnosing heart attacks)
Co-Worker: "You guys, if you think you smell toast it's a sign of a stroke.
Me: "It's also a sign of... toast."
end scene.
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Nov 11th
“I need another cheese handler book.to read” My sister tried to text me about a Chelsea Handler book and this is what I got. 
Nov 5th
Today our janitor is dressed up as a gardener. Amazing. 
Nov 1st
October 2011
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September 2011
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““Damn Mrs. Claus, are those apple bottom jeans?” “I’m...”
– FUNNIEST quote from the other night at work
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August 2011
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Listenmmmmmmmmmm matt duncan :) 
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July 2011
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Jul 20th
Tylenol PM
Yesterday morning was one of those where you wake up with a pounding headache and have no will to get out of bed.  But I HAD to get out of bed because friends were meeting for brunch to watch the women’s world cup game.  So fine, I’ll get up.  I ask the gentleman to please get me a couple tylenol or advil or something of the sort.  He comes back with “Tylenol Extra Strength Rapid...
Jul 18th
Hall and Oates
Last night the fella and I went to the Hall and Oates concert, AS Hall and Oates.  I wont lie… we were a hit! Dancing up and down the stairs, people taking our pictures etc.   After the concert we got more wild and snuck backstage where THIS HAPPENED: Unreal. 
Jul 5th
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June 2011
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May 2011
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Quotes from my funny friends
In NYC this week with some great friends, since I don’t post so much lately I thought the least I could do was give you all some good quotes we’ve had lately. ‘I’ve hooked up with some DOGS in my days… I mean straight shepherds.”  -CG “I guess the new thing for this summer is dating down.”- after seeing multiple attractive men and their not...
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April 2011
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“I may be poor, but I’m fucking awesome.”
– Mergs23
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Black Ink
Last night the boy and I went to Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz.  LOVE this place so much, cute french bistro with candles everywhere, great bar, outside seating and a cozy lounge.   I let Frenchy do the picking of entrees, he had a tough time choosing.   One thing he decided on was the Risotto a l’encre noir et calamars sautes persilles.  Aka, risotto with black squid ink.  It was delicious and...
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Text with Dad
Me: Just got back from the dentist. I can't speak properly and I'm drooling.
Dad: I have those problems too.
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March 2011
33 posts
Lady Gaga
I’m in Starbucks listening to “Born This Way” and I swear the homeless guy here is dancing to this song as I type, like perfectly… or he has to pee. 
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Mar 30th
“I had beer @ lunch and I am TIPSAYYYYYYYYYYY to say the least. To give you the...”
– Email from guess who… Mary the idiot. 
Mar 29th
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