December 2009
48 posts
And then she projectile vomited on Katye
My friends are amazing →
Joe Rogan knows the way to a girls heart.
WatchHandsome Donkeys on the cover of Funny or Die today!! Yeee!
Chicago bound!!!
It’s about to get strange in T- minus a couple hours!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATYE!!!!!
Weird things are gonna happen this week!
joe is such a little punk.
Did Mary get us kicked out of the bar last night for taking too long in the bathroom? Yep. How does that happen? We don’t know, we don’t care, we are too fun for that bar anyways. Did she also make me chug vodka till the cows came home? Yep. Am I going to yoga now? Yep. Am I too hungover to think about it? Yep. Will I die in class? I bet. Will I puke, most likely. Well bye.
“Shirts versus skins catch phrase!!! Liz… I still don’t know why you...”
– Mom, deciding how to divide up teams, she had a couple glasses of adult grape juice.
Ohh Kaiko, why you do me like this??
She is just too funny. Or whoever is pretending to be her is a genius. I wish I would get emails from her everyday.
“Don’t blog that fart.”
– -Lynn. She’s been waiting for her shout out on here and this was just too priceless. I told her I wouldn’t blog the fart, but I might possibly blog the quote.
More about Lynnie to come.
Little Chocolatiers!!! →
Premieres tonight at 9 on TLC!!! Be sure to watch!
Me: Dad, you said it was going to snow tonight. It's not snowing. You lied.
Dad: It's true, its going to. I read it on the internet and I know everything I read on the internet it true.
Me: Touche good sir, touche.
*It snowed this morning.
Y Drive LA →
What: After a cup too many of holiday cheer, call for a driver who will give you a lift in your own car and then scooter away once you’re safely home for a fair flat rate, 24 hours a day. Why: Passenger the buck. When: The party’s over. Where: Call 888-401-3847 or e-mail director@ydrivela.com.
Fairly genius idea if you ask me. One of the worst things about LA is transportation at night!
The Decade's Hottest Schools
jenwell:
#3. Indiana University at Bloomington
Alright, we may not be the smartest school in the country but according to The Daily Beast, “Indiana University is hands-down the ‘It’ state school of the aughts.”
Booo yah.
Previous Craigslist response was terrifying, this...
If it hadn’t been for the slave incident, we’d probably be helping sweet little Kaiko carry her dog’s kitty liter box into our apt right now.
I'm as confused as you are.
Here is the quick run down. Roomie and I need someone else to move in with us so we can stay in our apartment we love. Everyone keeps telling us to post an ad on craigslist saying, “You’ll find someone good! It’ll be fine!” So we do, and then this happens:
Ok, so let me defend myself here first for not seeing any of the red flags. I assume in the beginning...
Something about Sacs
me: welllllll i saw the biggest ball sac of my life today
Mary: WHAT what are u saying HAHAHAHA
me: a man
Mary: Why
me: in tight grey sweat pants walking down the street with a nutsack outline the size of two tennis balls
Mary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAHAHA im dying and puking
me: i couldnt take my eyes off like HUGE
Mary: SICK were u alone?
me: sorry its true yeah i was driving thank...
I’m gonna bring back the saying “That’s tight.” Or just “tight.” (Means cool/awesome/etc for those of you that weren’t cool from like 1997-2003ish)
Ohhh that boy is tight.
This party tonight is gonna be TIGHT!
Just saw this on my mint.com … oh, tight.
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Ok peeps. If its snowing where you are and you’re saying things like “Oh my gosh its so cold, I’m freezing!” or “Ugh I hate the snow!” even “The roads are terrible! I don’t know if I’ll make it!” just remember this…
You get snow days. You get to leave work early due to the weather. Do not complain.
We made a few cookies tonight. And chocolate covered peanut butter balls. ha, I said butter balls.
WatchMore outtakes from Decisions Decisions!!
Love those handsome donkeys!
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TRINITY BAR BOOKED FOR NYE!!!!
Me: Are you going to Trinity for NYE?!
Wells: You bet your sweet ass I am!
Me: I'm so excited I could burst!!!!
Wells: This is gonna be friggin sweet...like punching clowns in the face sweet. Everyone's going!
Dad's gonna be a happy man come Christmas. →
“I can’t get married until I have sex with at least one black man.”
– Redacted.
NEWS TO ME!
Me: Goodness gracious grape balls a fire!!
Mary: What!!! GRAPE?!
Me: Are those not the words? IS IT GREAT BALLS?! Oh my gosh, it is! My whole life I thought it was grape balls. I was always a bit confused about what that was!
Mary: Bahaha GRAPE BALLS?!!
Soo….anyone wanna move to Beverly Hills? I know of an opening :)
Someone give me a beer now. EVERYTHING IS SO ANNOYING. EVERYTHING.
WatchDECISIONS DECISIONS PRESS!!!!
Check out the outtakes above…clearly this was a fun set to be on :)
DECISIONS DECISIONS!!! →
It’s out!! It’s on!!! It’s amazing!!!! Watch all of them!