Tiggle it... just a little bit.

sweatydeath:

1.  Got em, they’re called Jncos.
2.  Can I buy one of these at Barneys?
3.  I read the back page of the RedEye every day.
4.  I always admit it when I fart.
5.  I’ve got several: they’re in my mouth.
6.  I’ve got several: I don’t know where any of them are
7.  For when I’m feeling a little too good about myself.
8.  Made from fine plastic imported from the Orient.
9.  I’ve had one of these since 2006. Yah. Just one.
10.  Because signing your name in ink is so working class.
11.  In dark denim, of course.
12.  Classic means like old Air Jordans, right?
13.  That’s racist.
14.  I don’t even know her.
15.  To crisp simply put in the oven for 10 minutes at 375.
16.  Yes, throw old ones away, then go to Goodwill to pick up some new pairs.
17.  I have something even better: A classic tuxedo shirt.
18.  I disagree: metal bands should be watched at night.
19.  Sounds kinky, but sure.
20.  Should be worn outdoors and indoors. Should not make you walk into doors.
21.  The goal here is to have so much down that you could be diagnosed with a down syndrome or something.
22.  Which you should already have since #1 was perfect genes.

I gotta admit.. I like Tom Ford’s list here, I do.  But… I also laughed out loud at the responses above, especially #14. 

(via tylercoates)