Quotes from my funny friends
In NYC this week with some great friends, since I don’t post so much lately I thought the least I could do was give you all some good quotes we’ve had lately.
‘I’ve hooked up with some DOGS in my days… I mean straight shepherds.” -CG
“I guess the new thing for this summer is dating down.”- after seeing multiple attractive men and their not attractive girlfriends.
“I just got kicked out of my hotel, bitch”- Dan, to his fiance
“GingJeff”- sorry Ginger Jeff.
“Last time I played beer pong someone called me a cunt.” - JJ